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@UnpleasantBug : I was wondering if it was a repost, since they do that sometimes, or if was really her. She actually addressed it in the comments- "I wrote the column Ask a Clean Person for The Hairpin, and now I write it for Jezebel. There's no "lifting" going on, don't worry — I just moved sites."

I have a weekend project! I am excited. I decided to put up some new shelves, and instead of going the easy way with regular ones I decided to get a long piece of wood cut into the right lengths and then paint it fun colors. If this works out, we'll have a nice red shelf in the kitchen and 2 burnt orange corner shelves in the hallway. I love Home Depot so much.

Help, I've fallen on my bed and I can't get up to go out with my friends.

@fiona.stapleton: Yesss dented door club!

@bruschetta: Yeah I have a feeling mine would be that much to fix. That's like half of one of my student loans... no thanks.

@Steggy stole your ice cream: Ooh yes, my first year out of school I was so relieved that I was just reading about it and not having to actually deal with all that crap anymore

@token_liberal: $800! Ok I'm changing career paths, please point me to the nearest auto repair school.

@L-Dizz: oh my god SO MANY FEELS

LOL I am an idiot. When I was leaving work last night I hit the parking garage wall with my car- it's a sharp turn for the exit, and I'm always afraid that I'll take the turn too widely and hit the cars coming to use the other gate. Well, last night I over-corrected and hit the corner. I heard a crunch, and sure enough my door is all dented and scraped and terrible looking. It's just aesthetic- like, the door still works. I really want to get it fixed because it's an ugly dent/scrape, but I have so many things I could use those hundreds of dollars for. I already know that I'll drive this car until it gives up on life (it's already 10 years old) so I'm not worried about resale value... Just about driving around with a big sign that says "I am stupid"

@badluckgirl can't log in: 323 deaths attributed to modern sporting rifles

25,580 deaths due to car accidents

making leaving your house 42 times more deadly than an assault rifle

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