Turns out I'm going to have to move out of my current house in about 10 days. This is going to be weird. I do NOT want to give up my bed!
A few years ago, I had about 15 pairs of socks. Now, after many washings, I have exactly one matching pair left, and have acquired 3 stray socks. None of the rest of the nine or so ones I have left match. I try to pair them as best I can - black with dark blue and so on, but honestly, I just don't get it. Where did they go? How did I get the new ones?