@NinjaPirateArtHistorian: #cats #yolo #swag #catswithswag: "he emails me to say he's looking for a 'grand passion' and doesn't think we have it despite me being awesome, will find someone better, blah blah."
My boyfriend of nine months just dumped me to this exact tune. I feel your pain lady. Dudes suck.
@StarHen: I don't know if this is exactly what you're looking for, but DBT is an offshoot of CBT and this is what I used.
@ytuhermanotambien: Always! mine is the black void that always keeps on giving.
@Ri L.: i am a dark cloud: hell i can make more room! Three's company right?
@Anonymous: that's the thing that works for me, other than the pathetic why won't you talk to me emails. how did it go?
@NinjaPirateArtHistorian: #cats #yolo #swag #catswithswag: You can jump into mine. It's big enough for two.
@Steggy is out of bed and dressed.: Oh hands! gross fingernails are awful.
@boxspelunker: 1. face. 2. not really, but i agree with the teeth thing. 3. clean and slightly of cologne 4. emotionally void, apparently 5. yes, and it always ends spectacularly.
@NinjaPirateArtHistorian: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts: Bullet dodged. What a douchenugget. I know it sucks right now, but after reading that letter I think it's for the best. I don't think you messed up by being too enthusiastic too soon, because it would have just taken longer to get to this point. He's just a fucking man-child with a large vocabulary. Fuck him (not literally), your awesome.
@Memento(Der Metzgermeister)Morie: Don't listen to those motherfuckers. You are awesome, and can get along with women just fine. Also fuck the stupid fuckers who assign genders to traits. We teach by example. It's not easy, but fucking do you. You have no one else to answer to.
