You may need this.
How difficult is it to make crab cakes? Would it be a terrible idea, if I've never done it before, to try to make them for the boyfriend's birthday? He's from Maryland and knows from crab cakes, so I don't want to make him crappy ones, but if they're not easily fuck-uppable I might do it.
You know what's funny? When you've had a frustrating day at work, and you're having lady problems, and it's raining, and you're hungry, and you just want to go home and eat a giant bowl of pasta and forget about everything in the world, and then you get home and check the mail and find a letter from the IRS claiming you owe them $900 more dollars.
Hahahahaha. They're wrong, and I'll fix it, but arrrrgggghhhh.