I have been so bloated and gassy today that every fart felt like a small victory.
I have been so bloated and gassy today that every fart felt like a small victory.
@Anonymous: Are you me from 24 hours ago? I kept trying to sneak to the bathroom to fart but either nothing came out or when it did it was the times someone else was in the bathroom :/
I'm keeping my bedroom door closed right now so that my space heater doesn't have to work too hard. Totally sensible and energy-saving. Yes. But it means that I'm trapped in here with my own farts.
@Anonymous: Put a bowl of water with a pleasant scent in it in front of the space heater. It will be like a oil burner.
Not to close, don't want to cause a fire.
@Anonymous: Careful you don't fart too close to that space heater, lest you become #crispybuttanon
Confession: I was a #fartyanon (but not THE #fartyanon) last night. I let one out in my sleep that woke me up. I'm afraid that it woke my partner up too but he was too nice to tell me this morning.
@Anonymous: Hahahahahahaha, oh my goodness. I've seen dogs do that sometimes and they are always very alarmed.
@Anonymous: My husband once farted himself awake during a late-night bachelor party. I think this story is hilarious (and so did the guys in attendance) but he refuses to ever let me tell anyone.
@Anonymous: Have you ever farted and felt it in a specific area? Like I felt the pressure actively relieve on the left of my gut. Never noticed it before.
